Stardust

The Zombie Lord Has Come

Jamima Satan Cheese-wiz looked out at the carnage before her

A terrible virus had infected the masses causing them to go blind with the decadent scent of commercialism.

All for the Zombie Lord

who hath come in straw and fire

with a tree

and a red and white suit

All were driven into a frenzied search for the thing that would fill the gaping void in their souls.

But it was in vain.

The beast knew of this and cackled deep in the bowels that decadence hath wrought.

as the earth was consumed, the beast grew fat

fat on broken dreams, fat on false happiness, fat and with a false palor of the jolly.

Donning the red and white he flew into the night with his red-nosed hell hounds leading the way

A night to wreak havoc, a night to envision pain.

What shall be found, a creature so flayed its skin crisping in the fire of envy and vengeance.

The creature known as Christmas – dead forever more.

Physics is fun

Also peanuts.

And http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/03/awkward-situation-survival-guide.html

Silence drew the night in a twirl that knew no song.

For the darkness that descended was not of this world.

Not of this time.

An anomaly among men who dared to dream……

Then my mother hit me over the head with a frying pan and said to stop making up stories and get a job.

Some of you might wonder what has gotten into me, you know, the complete lack of sense that everything up until this very word has made.

Well I have decided that sense is dead! Nonsense is the new sense

So Nonsensical shall be my sense

as I damn all sense to the darkest regions of hell that know no SOUND!!!

a little melodramatic you say?

 

well penguins

 

The end

 

I’d just like to add that this was written by Justin